I just have to go on record here and state how much I can’t STAND the new “VIP Limousine” that replaced the “VIP ROOM” segment in Himitsu No Arashi Chan. They took a beloved segment of mine and turned it into this boring and chop-socky thing that is hardly worth watching!
The original VIP ROOM segment would invite a special guest on the show, find interesting facts about them, and then create interesting projects related to those interests.
The VIP LIMOUSINE takes the guest on a field trip and goes to visit random places.
For example, in VIP ROOM, when they found out guest Toda Erika liked Gyoza, they brought in various types from all over Japan for her to try. Or when they found out Karina collected dolls, they brought in a whole collection of them for her to choose from.
In complete juxtaposition, in VIP LIMOUSINE, they find out that guest Ryoko Yonekura did Ballet for 15 years, does pilates and yoga in her spare time and likes to drink sake…and then took her to a small town to play Vintage Video Games. WHY???? This has NOTHING to do with her! The guest could have been ANYONE!
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Yonekura Ryoko wonders why she dressed up to come here. |
And one of the great things about the VIP Room was also the fact that (for the most part) the guests really treated it like a VIP occasion, and you got to see the female guests dressed in these beautiful, formal outfits that you’d usually never see. This is fine since they’re all just sitting down for an intimate talk, but in the VIP LIMOUSINE version, they took Ryoko Yonekura, all dressed very elegantly in a pretty gown and high heels, traipsing all over town, being bugged by screaming kids on the street, and finally finding herself overlooked as they talked about the latest shop’s wares. GRRR!
And ANOTHER thing that’s sorely missed is the LOSS OF GROUP INTERACTION. One thing that REALLY sucks about VIP LIMO is that there are never more than TWO members of Arashi on this thing, so the whole group dynamic is missing. Where you used to have all five boys listening and chiming in as they chatted with the guest, here you have two members basically reading off a script as they talk about the cool venues they’re going to visit. And unlike the plush VIP ROOM, that Limousine is cramped and the set seems thrown together sloppily, SOOOO Irritating!
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VIP ROOM format |
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VIP Limousine format |
My Final beef is the loss of the game at the end of the interview, where the girl guest will choose one of the five Arashi Boys as the one she’d like as her date, based on their interaction during her stay. In VIP LIMO, obviously they can’t do that since THE OTHER THREE GUYS AREN”E EVEN THERE, so they’ve replaced it with this “Grade the boys on how much you liked the VIP LIMO Date. How boring is THAT? As if anyone would give a low ranking, even if they had a crappy time! Pfffrt.
Oh MAN, I’m hoping and PRAYING that they’ve only creating this horrible thing because both Matsushima and Nakajima of OTHELLO (who’ve been the co-hosts and pretty much HEART of the show) are going to be away on leave, and once they’re available again, they’ll come back and FIX THIS FRICKING THING! Sigh, I’m so afraid how their absence is going to affect the other Himitsu No Arashi-Chan corners like Mannequin Five and Mote Dame Arashi…
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Nakajima and Matsushima: OTHELLO |